Tribute to Mp1

I decided to post the best sentences of the famous UT2k3 player Mp1. For those who don't know him : he is a high skilled player from Sweden, however he gets angry easily. This is good memories to me, I hope you will enjoy it.

"noob get a life fuckin redeemer faggot"
"go kiss the grass u whore"
"lagg sperm nobo"
"can all except 5 leave pls server is unplayable" (on a 12 slots demo server)
"fuck cant play here"
"lagg whore noob go out"
"its to laggy now :\ cant kill anyone"
"lagg noob"
"server suxxx"
"wanna duel noob ?"
"can someone delete redemer pls!!!!!!!"
"noob idiot fuck u"
"campernoob"
"fuckin laggmachine"
"cheater fuck noob"
"i fuck u all"
"laggy gay whore noob"
"fuckin modem noob"
"go fuck ur ati card looser"
"learn to aim noob"
"losowernoob"
"laggy looser go fuck ur modem looser"
"modem noob"
"fuck off cheater"
"fu nobo"
"uts duell fuckhead"
"learn to see difference from aimbot and skill dude"
"humiliate urself"
"thats whats slow me down noobs running around with redeemer"
"cant some of the fuckin operator take the fuckin redeemer away!!!!!"
"kick him but not me"
"we got same cd-key"
"gay style"
"stucked"
"camp place"
"on some servers the grenades come from nowhere...think it's the server throwing them at me"
"who are u ?"
"laggy fuck nobo"
"u are noob"
"fu laggy faggot or i ban u" (on a server he had no admin access)
"fuck u laggy gay"
"go kiss ur mother tits fuckin wps looser" (talking to a WPS member)
"go fuck urself wps noob" (talking to the same WPS member)
"fu laggy noob ass iam gonna kill u fucker"
"laggy noob fucker iam gonna make u cheat u loser faggot go homo looser and cry with ur dad fuckin fucker"
"cheater noob looser go fuck urself"
"laggy gay leave the server u fuckin broadband stealer"
"fu noobs go to hell u loosers"
"why did u have to come in and destroy the server with ur lags ?"
"go in the ocean and jump, kill yourself noob"
"go hang urself fucker"
"kiss my penis noob"
"this map is nothing to me cu on an other server"
"lagg noobs 6p looser u suxx penis u fuckin noobs" (to a 6P member)
"fuck u nigger ball"
"fu adsl noob"
"buy some internet so u stop lagg u fucker"
"modem hocker"
"fuck u modem eater"
"modem homo entered the game and destroyed it with his lag"
"fuck u laggy homo, i'm gonna come home and fuck ur sister"
"ur a noob moron u just don't know it..livin on spree of server ..sucky noob"
"laggy shit game i know why i quited"
"nobo woman" (to Catwoman)
"incest woman" (still her)
"if i duel you, i will win 28-0"

All these sentences are true and were collected with help of webadmin chat console. Thanks to Mp1 for all these creative insults.

last games i played with mp1 he was really nice and funny/cool
so that's how i remember him...

and indeed he's good player but yes he gets angry a bit fast :(hiii):
that's just how he is..

but i find him a nice player (my opinion)

he was nice on MSN and if you were the only one with him.

But he used to explode on Public servers, lol

well these senteces are justincredible, some requires a lot of immaginaion imo he get skills yeah, but far more skills into insulting ppl, but it just makes u laugh coz its so funny

ye he always told me 'fuckin laggo whore' ^^

I like 'go in the ocean and jump, kill yourself noob'
and "laggy noob fucker iam gonna make u cheat u loser faggot go homo looser and cry with ur dad fuckin fucker" just incredible
^^

idd that comedy, but another funny thing is the hour at which nuusk and darklink psoted, what the hell did u guys where doing at 09.00 ?!!! how is it possible that nuusk wasnt sleepinga t tht time :o

hehe Centu,

you forgot to add.

'could all players except 5 leave please? server is lagging.'

its written ;(

It's in lol.

heh, ok my bad

heh , I'm working or I'm not , after 9 am I have to learn read and get things like

"Montaigne empreint par ce procédé son texte d'une dimension, externe a celle que l'on peut habituellement attribuer aux ecrivains humanistes , en effet cet auteur de la fin du mouvement humaniste est aussi l'un des precurseurs du scepticisme, qui va ere en quelue sorte une desillusion et qui remettra en doute la valeur des propos humanistes"
so crap
, but tomorrow i'm on holidas

hehe yeah i remember hehe mp1.^^ i think he is one of the angriest person i ever met. he get a frag and then you only hear words like centurion wrote^^

the best time was we played a 1on1 on antalus ge and keys was spectators. the first 10 minutes he did shit cause he was the meening that he wins. ok he is aprox 10.000 times mor better than i but in this duel i killed him 2 times. in the last 5 minutes he tried to kill me but i run. i run and run and run lol. ye at the end he left 5 sec for ending the score was 2:0 for me. its not important but it was funny we laughed the whole evening like this

but he has skilled good player^^