One day I went to France on holiday, but I got very bored quickly, so I went to this place which supposedly had the sexiest hookers for extremely cheap prices. I went in and a very tall and sexy lady welcomed me inside, we got acquainted quickly and she told me that my options were:
€100 on the king sized bed
€50 on the couch
€10 on the grass
I took a hundred euro bill from my pocket and slapped it in front of her on the table!
She smiled to me and said: "Oh la la monsieur Danny, you are class!"
I replied in my Dutch-English accent: "Me class? My ass! Ten times on the grass"
€100 on the king sized bed
€50 on the couch
€10 on the grass
I took a hundred euro bill from my pocket and slapped it in front of her on the table!
She smiled to me and said: "Oh la la monsieur Danny, you are class!"
I replied in my Dutch-English accent: "Me class? My ass! Ten times on the grass"